Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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