Apparently you make a good broom.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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