I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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