It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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