you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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