Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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