We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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