also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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