Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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