I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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