the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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