there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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