just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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