I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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