If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
honey bunches of taint.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
