question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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