To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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