sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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