I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My vagina is officially offended.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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