i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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