Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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