That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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