your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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