Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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