Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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