would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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