This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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