ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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