Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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