We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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