kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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