party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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