Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
one might say we're banned from that church
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
