He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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