12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He passed out mid-signature
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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