I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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