Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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