Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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