You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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