that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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