Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
