I am spending my child support on dildos
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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