TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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