Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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