great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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