People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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