I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Green mimosas i think yes
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
