Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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