three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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