I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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