Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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