And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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