For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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