he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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