its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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