I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
