New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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