Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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