a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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